I picked up some rather neat mints from the local store.

After coming home and opting to dump some cleanser in my toilet, I had a thought – certainly not the apex of my mental career, but sure – on the whole, we as Americans are becoming lazy and want something to ‘do something’. Gum that whitens teeth; dish soap that softens hands; edible undergarnments; diapers that give off a lemon fresh scent when they’re pooped in. Ok, perhaps I made the last one up, still, it’d certainly would make an interesting test market.

My concept is essentially no more than carbonated tablets with bleach in them, activated charcoal for a minor abrasive and odor control, perfume, and whatever else. Most likely NOT sodium. ;) I don’t know the construction, but I already have the tagline: “A breath mint for your toilet.”

I suppose that in the UK, we could call ‘em “Lou’s Loo Pew flue” – or would that be too redundant?