I’ve decided upon a new ‘scale’ for gauging my friends, associates, and the like. I call it ‘Back ro the Future’ dating.

If someone is born long enough before the inception of ‘Back to the Future’, they’re ‘kin’.

If someone was born after ‘Back to the Future’, they’re a bit too young to understand, most likely. If not, then it’s my falt or something.

Otherwise? Well, default is ‘Who cares?’, so… ;)

Here’s the code for you freaks, in PHP, because I’ve been working with it soooo much recently:

switch class ($howOld) { default: $theirAge = $whoCares; case “bornBefore” $theirAge = $quantityOf(Groovy); case “bornAfter” $theirAge = $quantityOf(notQuiteGroovy); }

Yes, I know, I need help.