Ok, so I’ve been horribly bored today. Figured I might as well learn another useful(?) feature of PHP. Introduce dynamic graphics!
It supports both JPEG, and PNG filetypes, and will produce a static image of the same size. If you’re interested in such a silly project, I’ve made the source available. Please do not hotlink to it; lest my graceous hosts become angered, or worse, want more money! ;)